Halloween is just a week away! To kick off the celebrations I’ve compiled my top 10 favorite costumes.
10. Daisy Duke
I think every boy fantasizes about a good hearted country girl that they can take home to mom, but also one you can bend over in a horses stall all dirty like. Daisy Duke is one of few ladies that can take the title of ‘the package’. Did I mention she wears next to nothing?
9. Wonder Woman
She has her own sweet ride, can play damsel in distress and is powerful enough to dominate you? Talk about dream woman! It’s hot when a gorgeous woman can rock both submissive and dominant sides in the bedroom. It can be troublesome doing the deed with wonderwoman since you can’t take her belt off without rendering her a normal human, but the sacrifice should be worth it!
Nothing is better than witnessing cosplay costumes done right, and when it involves a scantily clothed hot female, and a costume never attempted before, it’s mind blowing. If you watched Digimon when you were younger like I had then you’d notice right away that Angewomon stole the ‘hottest female character’ trophy in the series, even I swooned over her beauty.
Nothing screams sex quite like a Japanese prostitute(though that isn’t necessarily what they were). Much like a porcelain doll, geisha’s are beautiful, adorned, delicate little flowers. Plus with the amazing society we have here, the geisha costume has become very revealing, aka way sexier. One of the best international outfits Americanized.
6. Pinup Girl
Pinup girls are classic, they’ve always been adored for their beauty and femininity. Being apart of yet another iconic outfit and feeling like a real lady makes this outfit worth settling on this year. Plus, if you can’t handle being only one thing for Halloween, this is perfect, you’re a pinup doll and military hottie!
5. Tifa Lockhart
You can never get too sick of skanky costumes like Tifa’s! Though without an abnormally large bust this outfit can fall a little flat(no pun intended!). Any smart man can’t look away from the appeal of a cropped top and short skirts regardless of her measurements. You simply can’t go wrong with showing skin and kickin’ ass.
4. Playboy Bunny
It’s every girls fantasy to be a legendary sex icon that can get the attention of any boy and feel glamorous! Who wouldn’t want to take advantage of the epic slutty Halloween celebration in this ultra sexual costume?
3. Silent Hill Nurse
Who knew being monstrous and dead looking could be so damn hot! Even horny rapist, Pyramid Head, can’t keep his hands off these boobalicious babes. At least in this bizarre, frightening world of Silent Hill you can fall back on the happy thought that before all the craziness began there were some really busty nurses in those hospitals… mmm.
2. Slave Princess Leia
Must I say anymore? Slave Princess Leia has been in the lustful hearts of men for long since after the 1983 film in which the outfit debuted. It has a legacy and is one of the most iconic attire, even I have this costume!
And so the number one spot goes to…….
Haha just kidding you guys.
The real spot belongs to….
There’s a reason movies and shows like Twilight and True Blood are getting so much attention, blood suckers have the reputation of hot lusty and passionate romance. They’re a higher level of seduction that leaves you wanting to be taken oh so gently to the dark side. Plus did I mention how classy they are? You’ll be dowsed in treasures, the finest clothes and, oh yeah, drink wine (that isn’t from a box or coke can). Just look at ‘Interview with the Vampire’, which they thieved their way into upper class. Or maybe ‘Queen of the Damned’ will make you a believer, that you can even become royalty and famous! Not to mention, how do you think Blade, or Selene in ‘Underworld’, got all their cool gear and gadgets? Everyone should want to be a Vampire! Or at least all the hopeless romantic women in the world do.